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What a bunch of fools we lovers are, when tempted by the taste of flesh

pussylipgloss:

baelor:

IM SCREAMING WHO DID THIS

*gets life*

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

enlargers:

"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"

cccale:

liaby:

Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?

oh my god^

official-fox:

if you are a man who thinks men are better than women, shame on you

if you are a woman who thinks that women are better than men, shame on you

if you are an octopus who thinks they’re better than humanity, well done. You’ve figured out the first step to world domination

sixsaltysweets:

nannajane:

PIMP. THAT. SNACK.

IT’S JUST RECIPES FOR BIG CANDY.

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BIG CANDY

ARE YOU SEEING THIS?

imageHOLY MOTHER OF FUCK LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATION OF MANKIND

imageTHIS IS A ROLO THE SIZE OF A FUCKING BIRTHDAY CAKE AND IF THAT’S NOT THE TIGHTEST SHIT EVER THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE

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GOD DAMN

PIMP THAT SNACK

JUST FUCKING DO IT.

imageWOW

jesus take the wheel ;w;

knightarcana:

pretzel-the-hognose:

Pretzel demonstrates his ability to burrow through human flesh be a nuzzly cutie!

oh my god.